I'M ON VACATION, DON'T TALK TO ME HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I crave my afternoon dose of caffeine like a individual requires oxygen. Seriously, the concept of starting my day without it gives me unease. Latte doesn't concern much, as long as that robust flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my soul. I am a creature of habit, and that tradition is my cof